50 Creative and Funny Birthday Wishes For Sisters
1 | Happy Birthday To My Fabulous Sister! You’re Like A Unicorn In A Field Of Horses, And That’s Why I Love You.
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2 | Sister, You’re Getting Older, But I Promise I Won’t Tell Anyone Your Real Age. Unless You Make Me Really Mad, Of Course! |
3 | Happy Birthday To The Most Amazing Sister In The World! I Would Sing “Happy Birthday” To You, But I Don’t Want To Shatter Any Glass. |
4 | Sister, You’re Like A Fine Wine – You Get Better With Age. Just Remember Not To Spill Yourself On The Carpet. |
5 | Congratulations On Surviving Another Year With Me As Your Sibling! You Deserve A Gold Medal And A Lifetime Supply Of Patience. |
6 | Happy Birthday To My Sister, Who Still Owes Me 20 Bucks From Five Years Ago. Time To Pay Up, Sis! |
7 | Sister, You’re Like A Candle In The Wind – You’re Hot, And You Occasionally Make A Room Smell Weird. Happy Birthday Anyway! |
8 | Happy Birthday To The Sister Who Always Steals My Clothes But Never My Thunder. I Guess I Can Forgive You… This Time. |
9 | Sister, On Your Special Day, I Wish You All The Happiness And Love In The World – As Long As It Doesn’t Interfere With My Happiness And Love. |
10 | Congratulations On Reaching The Age Where You Start Forgetting Things – Like How Old You Are! Happy Birthday, Sis!
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11 | Happy Birthday To My Partner In Crime! Let’s Keep Our Rap Sheet Growing And Make This Year The Best One Yet. |
12 | Sister, You’re The Only Person I Know Who Can Make Me Laugh And Annoy Me At The Same Time. It’s A Special Talent. Happy Birthday! |
13 | Sending You A Big Birthday Hug, Sister! Just Remember To Inhale; I Don’t Want To Be Responsible For Any Popped Buttons. |
14 | Happy Birthday To The Sister Who Knows All My Secrets And Still Loves Me Anyway. You’re The Best Secret-Keeper A Girl Could Ask For. |
15 | Sister, I Hope Your Birthday Is As Amazing And Fabulous As You Are – But With Fewer Wrinkles, Of Course! |
16 | Happy Birthday To My Sister, Who Is Both My Best Friend And My Worst Enemy. It’s A Delicate Balance, But We Make It Work. |
17 | Sister, You’re Like A Diamond – Beautiful, Precious, And Sometimes Really Hard To Deal With. But I Still Love You. Happy Birthday! |
18 | Wishing You A Birthday Filled With Laughter, Joy, And Lots Of Cake – Because Calories Don’t Count On Your Special Day! |
19 | Happy Birthday To My Sister, Who Is Aging Like A Fine Wine – And By That, I Mean She’s Making Me Whine About Getting Older Too. |
20 | Sister, You’re Proof That Even The Most Annoying People Can Be Loved. Just Kidding! You’re Not Annoying… All The Time. Happy Birthday!
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21 | Happy Birthday To My Sister, Who Always Knows How To Put A Smile On My Face – Even If It’s Just To Shut Me Up! |
22 | Sister, You’re The Reason Our Family Is Complete Chaos – And I Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way. Happy Birthday, You Little Troublemaker! |
23 | Happy Birthday To My Sister, Who Is Like A Beacon Of Light In Our Family – Mostly Because She’s Always Stealing The Spotlight! |
24 | Sister, You May Be Getting Older, But Remember That Age Is Just A Number – A Really Big, Impossible-To-Ignore Number. Happy Birthday! |
25 | Happy Birthday To The Sister Who Never Fails To Make Me Laugh, Even If It’S At My Own Expense. Thanks For Keeping Me Humble, Sis! |
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Funny Sister Birthday Wishes: From the Heart
26 | Sister, On Your Birthday, I Wanted To Get You Sister, On Your Birthday, I Wanted To Get You Something Extraordinary And Unique. But Then I Realized That You Already Have Me In Your Life. Lucky You!
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27 | Happy Birthday To The Sister Who Never Fails To Brighten My Day. Or Annoy Me To No End. It’s All Part Of The Package, And I Wouldn’t Trade It For Anything. |
28 | Sister, You’re Like A Box Of Chocolates – Sweet, Irresistible, And Sometimes A Little Nutty. But That’s What Makes You So Lovable. Happy Birthday! |
29 | Wishing A Fantastic Birthday To The Sister Who Knows All My Embarrassing Stories But Still Loves Me Unconditionally. May Your Day Be Filled With Laughter And Embarrassing Moments For Me To Remember. |
30 | Happy Birthday To The Sister Who Has The Perfect Combination Of Beauty And Brains. Well, Mostly Beauty. Just Kidding, You’re Brilliant Too! Have An Amazing Day! |
31 | Sister, You’re The Only Person I Know Who Can Make Me Laugh Even When I’M In The Worst Mood. I Guess That’s What Sisters Are For. Happy Birthday, You Funny Genius! |
32 | On Your Special Day, Dear Sister, I Wish You A Life Full Of Joy, Love, And Never-Ending Wi-Fi Signals. May Your Internet Connection Be As Strong As Your Spirit. Happy Birthday! |
33 | Happy Birthday To My Sister, Who Is As Amazing As She Thinks I Am. We Truly Are A Pair Of Delusional Geniuses. Let’s Conquer The World Together! |
34 | Sister, You Have The Uncanny Ability To Drive Me Crazy And Make Me Laugh Hysterically At The Same Time. It’s A Talent Only You Possess. Happy Birthday To The One And Only! |
35 | Happy Birthday To My Sister, Who Is Proof That Laughter Is The Best Cosmetic. Your Laughter And Hilarious Antics Keep Us All Looking Young And Wrinkle-Free. Stay Fabulous!
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36 | Sister, You’re Like A Refreshing Breeze In The Desert Of Life – Except When You Steal My Clothes Without Asking. But Hey, I Still Love You. Have An Awesome Birthday! |
37 | Happy Birthday To My Sister, Who Has Mastered The Art Of Stealing The Spotlight And My Dessert. I Can’t Decide Which One Is More Annoying. But I Still Adore You! |
38 | Sister, I Can’t Imagine Life Without Your Quirky Sense Of Humor And Your Ability To Make Even The Most Mundane Things Hilarious. Here’s To Another Year Of Laughter And Craziness! |
39 | Happy Birthday To My Partner In Crime, My Shopping Buddy, And My Confidante. Just Remember, If We Ever Get Caught, You’re The One With The Better Lawyer. Have A Blast! |
40 | Sister, They Say That Age Is Just A Number. But In Your Case, It’s A Number That Starts With “Omg, You’re How Old Now?!” Just Kidding, You Look Fabulous! Happy Birthday! |
41 | Happy Birthday To My Sister, Who Has Mastered The Art Of Driving Me Insane And Making Me Burst Into Laughter Within Seconds. You’re A True Magician, Sis! |
42 | Sister, No Matter How Much We Fight, Argue, And Annoy Each Other, Deep Down, I Know We’re The Best Of Friends. Probably Because No One Else Can Handle Our Craziness. Happy Birthday! |
43 | Happy Birthday To My Sister, Who Always Manages To Find The Humor In Life’s Toughest Situations. Your Wit And Sarcasm Are Truly Unmatched. Keep Being Hilarious! |
44 | Sister, On Your Special Day, I Wish You A Lifetime Supply Of Happiness, Laughter, And Chocolates That Magically Burn Calories. Because Let’s Face It, We Both Need That. Enjoy Your Day! |
45 | Sister, As You Blow Out The Candles On Your Cake, Remember That Age Is Just A Number. A Number That Screams, “It’s Time To Start Using Anti-Aging Creams!” Have A Youthful And Hilarious Birthday!
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46 | Happy Birthday To The Sister Who Has The Unique Talent Of Turning Every Ordinary Moment Into A Comedy Show. Thanks For Keeping Us Entertained, Even If It Means Embarrassing Yourself In The Process! |
47 | Sister, You’re Like A Comedy Club On Legs. Your Jokes And Funny Stories Always Leave Us In Stitches. Here’s To Another Year Of Laughter And Memorable Punchlines. Enjoy Your Special Day! |
48 | Happy Birthday To My Sister, Who Knows All My Embarrassing Childhood Stories And Has The Power To Use Them Against Me At Any Moment. But Remember, I Have Some Embarrassing Stories Of My Own. Let’s Keep The Blackmail Game Strong! |
49 | Happy Birthday To My Sister, Who Can Always Make Me Burst Into Laughter With Just A Single Look. Your Funny Expressions Are Worth A Thousand Words, And I’M Grateful To Have A Lifetime Supply Of Entertainment. Cheers To Another Year Of Hilarious Moments! |
50 | Sister, On Your Birthday, I Wanted To Remind You That You’re Not Just A Year Older; You’re A Year Wiser In The Art Of Cracking Jokes And Spreading Laughter. Keep Shining With Your Humor And Light Up The World. Happy Birthday, You Funny Superstar! |
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